GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon